Kreacher

Everything in the world is a magnet, and I am every magnet's opposite end.

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sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

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slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

(via iamfuckedup)

tropius:

greathaircut:

oops!

you

bought

peach rings

this is my favorite video on the planet and everyone needs to see it

(via hellosugarcookie)

foreveralone-lyguy:

australiansanta:

imagine if plants had dicks and vaginas

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(Source: australiansanta, via hellosugarcookie)

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

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Straight person:you don't look gay
Me:you don't look straight
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